Thursday, June 22, 2006

Grilling Lessons for the Caveman

My cohort has his panties in a wad because I have been remiss in my posting responsibilities. I’ve said it before and I will say it again. TFB! He makes numerous remarks about some of my interests being gay. I ask you, what’s more gay? Cooking a nice juicy steak over 800° coals and smoking 6 racks of ribs on a handmade BBQ pit or bitching because I didn’t post last night? Real men don’t bitch, they BBQ, grill, make beer and shit on their buddies as often as possible.

In honor of TP’s love for meat (keep your pants on when ever he is in the room) I thought I would teach him how to cook it. Yes, among my many talents I am quite the amateur chef. In my home I do the majority of the cooking. I married for looks, a dowry and an inheritance, not because my bride is anything close to a homemaker. Anyway, I will keep our first lesson simple so he can understand it.

Since doughboy likes his steaks to scream when he takes a bite my 8 minute grilled flank steak sandwich should quickly cure the caveman in his pants.

What to buy:
2-3 pound flank steak (bigger is always better!)
Spicy BBQ sauce (make your own if you can, I do)
Quality hot pepper sauce (also make my own)
Kosher salt and fresh cracked black pepper
Your favorite kind of cheese
Large Sub rolls, buns, what ever kink of bread you like

What to do:
Preheat you grill to high
Season your steak well with salt and pepper
Place on very hot grill
Cook for 2 minutes
Flip
Brush with lots of BBQ sauce
Cook for 2 more minutes
Flip
Brush with lots of BBQ sauce
Cook of 2 minutes
Remove from grill, cover loosely with foil, and let rest for 10-15 minutes


How to serve:
Slice thinly across the grain at a 45°angle
Douse with hot sauce (optional, for pansies)
Make a sandwich (If you can’t figure out how to put the sandwich together it sucks to be you)




***Cook longer if you don’t like you meat rare, because at 8 minutes this steak will squint at you when you go to take a bite.

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